The 'dot Berets

Ed Johnson

05 Mar 2010 20:34

This week, a few "power" users, including yours truly, were given the trust and access to a new weapon to help fight spam and spammers in a bigger way. I can't provide the details, but trust me, you don't want to start spamming around here. You'll just be wasting your time.
To celebrate the creation of this elite, tactical, spam-fighting force, I wrote a theme song for us. No, I don't know how this stuff pops into my head sometimes! :)

This is still a work in progress, but it's not bad as it stands right now. This is a PDF file you can download if you wish.


Ballad of the 'dot Berets

(sung to the tune of Ballad of the Green Berets by Robin Moore and Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler)
Listen to the original on YouTube

Fighting spammers from the cloud
The fearless team that clicks so proud
They come to fight, they're here to stay
They hate spam, they're the 'dot Berets

Golden wikis upon their chest
They're a team, they're Wikidot's best
A hundred spammers will try today
Not even one gets by the 'dot Berets

Trained to live off caffeine's buzz
They don't sleep, they have a cause
A team who fights by night and day
Spam can't hide from the 'dot Berets


Back at home a goal's in sight
The 'dot Berets have spam to fight
They have clicked for those who 're pissed
They crush spam with a mighty fist


Camouflaged, a shit-bag tries
What they don't know, is they can't hide
They post and run, with their 'best essays'
But there's no escape from the 'dot Berets


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